AMERICAN CHEESEBURGER: Modern Advice EP: 7”

Seething, reject thrash that’s more about removing the skin from the listener’s face with the lead singer’s ear-piercing screeching than guitar solos or fancy musicianship. The most noticeable thing about this record is definitely the lead singer’s voice. The music’s anger level is probably around medium-high, while the singer’s is somewhere this imaginary anger index doesn’t even reach. Go figure. Laugh out loud song title: “If Your Face Was Georgia, My Fist Would Be Home by Now.” I think I might not actually understand it, but it’s still funny.

 –Daryl Gussin (Rock Bottom)