ALTER BOYS: The Exotic Sounds of: CD

Ignoring the fact that I know of at least two other punk bands that have used the exact name over the course of the last two decades and another twenty or so that have gone under the moniker “Altar Boys,” I gotta say that this whole “lounge group grasping for the nu-metal brass ring” thing is just not doin’ it for me.

 –jimmy (Fractured Transmitter)