ALTAIRA: Weigh Your Conscience: CD

Although they thank Bruce Springsteen’s hips in the liner notes (hot!), I couldn’t really get excited about this. Melodic punk with breakdowns, occasionally gruff vocals, you know the story. It’s not awful or nothin’, though. And, more importantly, what about the name? A quick google search revealed the following: 1.) “Altaira is a rule-based visual language for the control of small mobile robots, using a tile-based navigation scheme.” 2.) the Arabic word for bird or high-flying 3.) the eleventh brightest star in the sky (Altair) or 4.) a female fantasy character. Let’s hear it for tile-based navigation schemes! This is Cheerios. Okay!

 –maddy (A.D.D.)