ALL PARALLELS: Formulate a Tragedy: CD

Mar 22, 2007

Sweet fucking Christ. I may have finally found something as horrifically bad as Into Another. There’s a hint of bad funk, a slew of boring rock riffs (throw the horns, motherfuckers!), and lyrics about working to make girls theirs, along with vaguely sexist songs about how to get money, girls, and drinking, and one track about homelessness which is so heavy-handed that the band should really consider giving up music and going into boxing, sooner rather than later.

 –scott (On the Rise)