ADAM WEST : Right On! : CD

Testes, testes, one, two, three. This CD has more conejos than a stag Mexican bachelor party tour bus! Yikes, I love machismo punk if it’s done right, i.e. The Dwarves, GG Allin, The Knack, etc. but Adam West leaves quite a large amount to be left desired. It’s inane 3 chords are played over and over again with seriously corny guitar yanks (note: use cock rock sparingly). The lyrics spew evolutionary arrested development, like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, if he was defrosted and told to write rock songs. I’d probably liken this record to a man who buys a Porsche – small wee wee, small brain. My livid self has grown tired of this crap, I want to get up, drink some cheapass Steel Reserve malt beverage and shave then perhaps get in a fight with someone much smaller than me. Try, try again boys. `

 –nam (The Telegraph Company)