ABSENTEES, THE: Secret Weapons: CD-R

One day, many eons from now, when a new, greater species has risen to take man’s place as caretaker of the planet and war, disease, and pet rocks are no longer even a bad memory, a copy of this disc will be found buried under the rubble of a McDonald’s sign. After much study, one of these greater beings will figure out how to make this disc work. He will play it and the truth will then be known as to why mankind destroyed itself: a species that could come up with music this bad was obviously too stupid to survive.

 –jimmy (No address)