1ST: Fizzed: CS

First song sounds like some dude doing karaoke to Metal Machine Music. Second song sounds like a slow-motion ballad played by a microscopic New York Dolls in a big fish tank. It goes on from there. BEST SONG: “You Ain’t Never.” BEST SONG TITLE: “Oh Donovan.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I forget the name of the font they use, but it’s the same font I used for the Parasites Nyquil-Fueled Rock Armada album cover.

 –Rev. Norb (World Of Birds, worldofbirds.com)