ALPHA STRATEGY: Drink the Brine, Get Scarce: CS

CHUCK BARRIS: Jaye P. Morgone, why did you gong this band? JAYE P. MORGAN: Because they sounded like a mentally challenged Minutemen. CHUCK BARRIS: I heard a clever Lard myself. We’ll be back with more stuff! BEST SONG: “All the Rest.” BEST SONG TITLE: The album title is better than any given song title. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: “Don’t pay for it when you can download the darn thing for free.” –Rev. Nørb (