This series covers the adventures of Punk Bird (not just a clever title). In this issue, the first in the series, the bird is bummed, thinking he doesn’t have any friends. Meanwhile, he’s constantly rejecting friends wanting him to hang out because he’s too elitist to do anything he doesn’t want to do. He decides to throw a wild party (inviting all the friends he doesn’t have) to bolster up his social life. –Craven Rock ([email protected])