BIG VINNY AND THE CATTLE THIEVES:
I Was a Teenage Premature Ejaculator: 7" EP
If GG Allin never wrote a romantic ballad to his dick (and I’m not sure if he didn’t) and how his too-tender mushroom cap failed him, Big Vinny’s written it for him, years after GG’s demise, and the world’s a better place. It’s the title track. Actually, the two originals on this 7” remind me of GG’s country work: laid-back in its own filth, heavy-drinking, self-depreciating, torn-throat, and better than it should be. The third song’s a GG cover, “Sister Sodomy,” so they weren’t working in a vacuum. Not essential, but oddly enjoyable. –Todd Taylor (May Cause Dizziness)