America is dying of inequality.

This article was published in Razorcake #74. Since it deals heavily with the internet, we decided… to put it on the internet also.

Want to hear some short stories, told well?
Look no further. The Gorsky Press Story Podcast.

I’ve heard plenty of bleating about how their stuff goes for outrageous sums on eBay.
Waa fuckin’ waaa. It’s supply and demand, fuckers.

Fifteen minutes of the chubby girls in the corner giggling and the scary dudes
staring with dead eyes and all of us staring back, and I’ve had enough.

Booking fees for an airline I understand; most people don’t own an airplane. But for a show, you can always find somewhere else to play.

It ended the best run of pinball in my life to date, and I didn’t even enter my initials.

My wife called in hysterics...

I just want to lie here like a dead thing and watch garbage, okay?

I found myself and the shop’s owner spending a good amount of time trying to convince a younger kid that the Minor Threat record with their first two EPs on it was a sound purchase.

If you think your local taco hang is tight, then La Reyna is a goddamn motherfucking snare drum.

Round One: the Chicken v. Children

Ray had no idea how many times he had been arrested. But how many people can claim to have been pulled over by a pack of ambulances? And he was able to walk away from that one because one of the cops was a fan.