ANGRY COUGARS: Bullshit Authority: 7” EP

Who among us has never secretly wished for a version of Zeke minus the metal business? None. None of us have never secretly wished for a version of Zeke minus the metal business, except, I suppose, for those who have publicly wished for a version of Zeke minus the metal business, and those who have secretly wished for a version of Zeke composed entirely of the metal business and nothing else, and these are people with whom we shouldn’t tarry. In any event the Angry Cougars rage through six songs at 45 RPM, which is seven-and-a-half RPM per song, which is a good deal. This record makes me feel like that thing of meat they have spinning around on a spit at gyro restaurants, like, all hot and spinny and imperiled. I don’t really know what happens to that meat, but I know it’s nothing good. BEST SONG: “What I Want.” BEST SONG TITLE: “Venom.” Hey, at least they don’t have a song called “Zeke.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: This is a very violent use of the Hobo font. ­–Rev. Nørb (H-Bomb)

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